it’s all go, on the award front! not only am i fairly bristling with them myself, now, but also! i have had a 200% rise in uptake for the sneakyfucker award!
that is right! i now have THREE recipients!
you may remember, back during sneaky fucker week i gave handflappper this prestigious award after hooching it up on cheezburgers.com.
there she was, minding her own business, accepting some blogging award or other, quite graciously, i thought, while totally declining to fulfill the conditions, when i spotted a way to join in sneaky fucker week without doing any real graft for it. make an award for sneakyfuckery! it is true that i felt that her handling of the slippery affair of awards was done with the sort of flair only a grade A sneak can boast. have cake, will eat! after all, it’s nice to get an award, and a pain in the butt to then have to slog for it. this is why there are NO CONDITIONS to the acceptance of a sneakyfucker award. NONE. and why i got to join in sneaky fucker week with only a macro to my name. nice.
fast forward to modern times. remember i awarded myself the dotty headbanger award for being mental and loving it? well, she cunningly slithered through my back posts and discovered the sneakyfucker award! through the simple expedient of explaining that she was an award slut and wanted one, she garnered the second ever sneakyfucker award.
meantime, not to be outdone, a new reader, graham, of the bipolar place claimed an award through the simple, but oh-so-effective expedient of flattery. he actually called my blog “COMICAL” and the award “THIS SEASON’S MUST HAVE”.
this, dear readers, is the way to my heart. and that kind of sneakeryness is to be celebrated, i think.
so well done! my newest awardees! may you flourish in your cunning. go forth with your shiny new banner! avast!