i was terribly miffed to have missed out on #sneakyfuckerweek. i wasn’t in a fit state to be posting, but i kept having lots of ideas, just not the energy and general va va voom to generate a worthy post.
it would seem that more than one of my ideas has to do with small furry rodents. what i really wanted to post about was tv’s meerkat manor, and the dreadful pickle flower’s daughter got into when her mum decided to move house without her, and subsequent dreadful debacle when she had a sneaky shag with a suitor from the other meerkat gang, and not only was abandoned to starve with her babies by him, but also by her own family. she was one unlucky sneakyfucker. and what a horrible society where only the dominant female is allowed to have pups/kittens. anyway, the series wasn’t available to look at, and it was on so long ago i have forgotten such detail as would make a decent post.
however. yes. i have something sneaky to offer at last. the #sneakyfucker AWARD!
this was inspired by handflapper‘s post wherein an award is accepted. the award itself is an example of sneakyfuckery in that it’s more of a meme than anything else, and rather nobly handflapper declines passing it on to others. at least this particular chain letter didn’t involve extorting money or threats of voodoo like chain letters of olden years used to. but pyramid selling and chain letters have to be considered sneaky in the extreme. taking the bull by the horns, handflapper offers her own brand of sneak – by basing her post (the cost of accepting the award) entirely on the blogger who awarded her. so, rather than generate a list of ‘things no one knows about you’ from the depths of her soul, she used the topics suggested by the previous awardee. (is ‘awardee’ a word? make it so.)
without further ado, here, then, is the award i made from a stolen image and the cheezeburger macro maker.
while i respectfully offer this award to handflapper, to do with whatever she wishes, i would also like to give a dishonourable mention to the anonymous generator of all that is pyramid. and all who copy the form.
you are sneaky fuckers, and this award goes out to you.
ETA sorry for any confusion. i entirely forgot to mention weasels, the creature i have used for the award. i intended to write something amusing as a play on the joke; ‘what’s the difference between a weasel and a stoat? a weasel is weasely wecognizable, a stoat is stoatally different’. but i forgot. please forgive me.